Damn. I didn't understand a word of that.
It's all part of a ritual based on superstring theory and Brane cosmology
as it applies to the quotient ring of Maxwell's demon,
which manipulates cause and effect for all of creation.
See, Necromancer totally gets it!
Hey, all I asked was how you recovered your mana,
and why Eu's able to speak all of a sudden.
Haruna just answered that question.
Mystery of the Universe!
Eating -> Recovers Mana = Wrong!
Eating Recovers Mana Wrong!
Mystery of the Universe!
Necromancer's Magic <- Absorb = Haruna's Revival!
Necromancer's Magic Absorb Haruna's Revival!
Haruna used her mana absorption device to drain some of my mana.
Bam! Mana absorption!
But the price for utilizing my mana is that Haruna now suffers extreme pain
whenever she speaks or experiences any extreme emotions, just as I did.
Do you get it now?! You—
When we looked into each other's eyes, time stood still
Our story began on a moonlit night
Rock'n'Roll
The key to leave it all behind is a sin
Don't be afraid, leave it to your impulses
There will be an answer soon
It's true
With clumsy steps
we dance together
Then we pretend to stumble
and our breathing is one
Let the storms rage and lightning crack
We are full of passion
The angels play a strange melody
Light flashes in the conscious parts of our illusions
We were the ones who cut a path to a nameless future
With all we have we will make it past these daunting days
The clothes of an impostor, chosen by Gaia...
The persona of the soul that protects the warrior!
Oh, Universe! Behold, and watch carefully!
Yep, Teacher's the strongest!
And bring forth those prowling fangs!
Wearing that plate armor and those gauntlets
should keep the magic under control.
Lame.
So you went to school with Ayumu
just to build that mana absorption device?
They had all the tools and material I needed!
And there was an expert on magic there as well!
An expert on magic?
I have no idea.
Who was it?
A nice person.
Can't you Magiclad Girls ever give a straight answer?
It's about time.
Oh, right.
Take care.
O-Okay.
Welcome to the Souyu Festival
The first day of the cultural festival was a great success!
Let's keep it rolling and give it everything we've got!
Yeah!
Aikawa!
Oh? No costume today?
I'm working backstage today.
I see you're not wearing your swimsuit either.
That was just for yesterday!
Oh, right. That's too bad.
You looked cute in it.
Th-Then, next time...
When we're alone...
Huh? What was that?
You dummy!
Don't make me say something so embarrassing!
Oh, that ring...
You're still wearing it, huh?
Of course!
You gave it to me, so it's my duty as your wife to wear it forever.
You're taking it a bit far...
But...
It really made me happy.
Tomonori, you...
I can't exactly tell her that it's a ring designed to keep her powers under control,
or that I got it from some random guy who kept vomiting blood.
Yuki!
Come help us out!
I gotta go now.
See you later!
Ayumu.
So you gave her a ring?
So gaudy.
I-It's not like that!
That's no ordinary ring!
That is to say, it has a special purpose...
So, it's a special ring.
No... No...
Ayumu, aren't you going to fantasize about me today?
Wh-Where did that come from?
Don't you do it all the time?
Th-Then... please excuse me.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Original)
Aikawa, let's go check out the cultural festival!
We have perfect compatibility! I'm so happy!
Do you believe the rumor
that on the day of the cultural festival, couples that kiss under this legendary tree
will be together forever?
I...
What the hell was that for?
Fantasize about me as well!
Crust
Upper mantle
Aaaaagh...
Lower mantle
Necromantle [if you can see this, your color settings are wrong]
Outer core
Inner core
Mwahahaha
Dancing
Burning
But if you think of anything dirty
I'll tie you to a drill missile and launch you through the Mohorovičić discontinuity,
otherwise known as the Moho.
Hurry up and get fantasizing already!
Th-Th-Then, let's try that again.
This is the imagination of our weak-willed protagonist, Aikawa Ayumu. (CV * Original)
Aikawa, let's go check out the cultural festival!
Yeah! I made a killing on the stock market today!
C'mon, tree, show me the money!
I can smell it on ya! Wood like this is worth a fortune!
No way...
Why, you little—
The headaches are all its fault!
Hey, was it okay to throw that thing away?
We'll go looking around the stalls.
Okay.
Then I'll leave Haruna in your hands.
Don't worry. I'll take good care of her.
I'm supposed to be the older sister here!
Group of five? Right this way!
Thank you for waiting!
Have a nice day!
.Kimchi & Natto Crepe.
...Choco & Banana Crepe..
Strawberry &.. Red Bean.. Crepe...
.Kimchi & Natto Crepe.
...Choco & Banana Crepe..
Strawberry &.. Red Bean.. Crepe...
Haruna, would you like a crepe?
Which flavor do you want?
.Kimchi & Natto Crepe.
...Choco & Banana Crepe..
Strawberry &.. Red Bean.. Crepe...
.Kimchi & Natto Crepe.
...Choco & Banana Crepe..
Strawberry &.. Red Bean.. Crepe...
...Choco & Banana Crepe..
That one, right?
Excuse me.
What'll it be?
One strawberry & red bean crepe, please.
And one chocolate & banana crepe, please.
Necromancer, you're such a bully.
Cultural Festival Concert!!
Thanks for your support, you human refuse!
You've noticed, right?
Yes.
There's no doubt that they're here.
Don't let down your guard.
I understand.
But...
Seraphim.
Surely you don't plan to hang around dressed like that.
What's wrong with this?
You fool!
Just as a forest hides the tree,
a crowd hides the individual!
Do you remember nothing of what you learned back in the village?!
Wh-What's the meaning of this?
That hot "toilet ghost" look... That's you all over, Sera!
Excellent! Marvelous! Great!
Take your filthy eyes off me,
or I'll remove them myself.
Aikawa, I've got some spare time now, so let's hang out!
What's that ring?
Aikawa gave it to me.
I told you, that ring's...
Good for you.
You should take good care of it.
Yeah!
What the hell?
Since when did you become such a man?!
Answer me!
What's all this racket?
School is no place for such horseplay.
What's that ring for, Yoshida?
Oh, this...
It's against the school rules to wear accessories.
I'll hold on to this for now.
You can collect it from the faculty office at the end of the day.
Aikawa...
C'mon, don't look at me like that.
How can I call myself your wife?
Welcome!
Science Room
Marine Life Exhibition
Save water Save Electricity Save Resources
Miss Fair—
Miss Fairy?
I'm happy with my life now, so I guess you're no longer...
To your glorious, sunny future! Cheers!
Kid, if life knocks you off your feet, you just stand right back up again!
If you wanna drink the good stuff, you gotta have the courage to push that beer aside.
Okay! Come again any time!
Thank you, Miss Fairy.
I won't let self-doubt hold me back again.
A campfire and folk dance...
In the past, I would've just sniffed and turned my back.
But now, I feel pretty good about it.
So this is what youth is all about, huh?
You've some nerve, reacting to your teacher that way.
What are you doing in the girls' line?
I'm keeping the numbers even, of course.
How could this happen?
The last person I held hands with at the cultural festival was you...
That won't do, Aikawa.
You shouldn't judge people by appearance.
After all, one wouldn't think just from looking at you that you live with a pretty girl
who makes lunch for you every day.
Not to mention, you have a real bombshell doing the cleaning and laundry for you.
Wha—
Moreover, you also live with a cute younger sister-like character whom you fantasize about daily.
Seriously?!
Aikawa, you're so dirty!
Wait, no!
How do you know about that?!
Htaed...
fo Regnibrah a tub...
Gnimrahc dna...
Ylevol!
You called ?
You called?
Miss Fairy!
I'm finally able to return to my true form!
W-Wait, how did Mr. Kurisu become Miss Fairy?
Ayumoron!
Somehow, I can speak again!
What's wrong with you two?!
Our mana has returned to normal.
Your mana?
But why?
They collapsed from that itty-bitty fluctuation of mana?
How adorable.
That's Haruna's mana absorption device!
But I threw that away before!
I used this to absorb the mana from those girls.
Huh? Is that Mr. Kurisu?
Who's that girl?
Huh? Everyone else can see her too?
Does that mean she's real?!
Sh-She wasn't just a hallucination?
Chris?
A Magiclad Girl?
Her name is Chris.
She was the Head Instructor's mentor!
You must be pretty famous if even Haruna knows your name.
Long, long ago...
I was cursed by the queen of Virie,
and became that sad, boring ol' middle-aged man you know well.
What a terrible curse.
That's horrible!
If that happened to me, I'd probably die.
Give me back my ring!
What's more, the only way I could temporarily loosen the curse was to get drunk.
There was nothing I could do but wait in this world for the chance to return to my original form.
And then,
everything I needed finally came together.
An entity with powerful reserves of mana,
a genius capable of creating a device to absorb and store that mana,
and a power-dampening ring which would enable me to obtain as much mana as I needed.
As long as I have this, I can talk and experience strong emotions with no trouble!
Then, the expert on magic that Haruna mentioned...
That was me!
And the culprit behind yesterday's Megalo attack...
That was also me!
And the reason Haruna and Tomonori's CD wouldn't sell?!
That was me.
N-No way... This morning we ran out of toilet paper because...
That was me.
And the reason summer is hot...
That was me.
I-Impossible...
And the sorrowful times we live in...
Heh. It's all because of me.
Wh-What madness! Terrible! This is terrible!
Don't let her fool you, Ayumoron!
There's no freakin' way—
What?!
I just can't stop drinkin'!
I wanna buy a pet dog...
and make it fight to the death...
Wh-What's this?
Anyway, this is like a farewell party for your school,
so let's all have a good time!
Dlo sraey ytnewt er'uoy llit knird t'nod...
Noitaredom ni knird, ylbisnopser lohocla yojne!
No... What's happening?!
I can't move!
Aikawa, just before...
You were disappointed that the last person you held hands with at the festival was your teacher, right?
So what if I was?
But, but, underneath that exterior was your very own favorite li'l Miss Fairy herself!
Aikawa, you really are into little girls...
Aikawa...
You've got it wrong!
Nobody would be happy holding hands with a middle-aged man!
Still judging people by what's on the outside, huh?
Who the hell would think that a middle-aged man was actually a girl?!
Yeah, that!
That's called judging a book by its cover!
I got treated that way for such a long, long time...
That's not true!
That's the part you don't understand.
The value of a person isn't in their looks or their standing.
It's what's in their heart that matters!
Anderson...
Yep, we've found a hypocrite!
Oh! What's happening?
Anderson!
Okay, so people judge by looks!
All right, Yoshida Yuki,
what do you call someone who looks like a middle-aged man, but is really a girl inside?
Huh? U-Um...
A middle-aged man who wants to be a little girl!
Too bad.
The answer was, "Magiclad Girl Chris!"
Dammit! Gimme back my ring!
Back when I was working as a teacher,
my gamma-GTP and cholesterol levels were really bad, and stuff like that.
That's 'cause I looked like some dumb ol' geezer, right?
Don't try to act so cute when you say things like that!
I used to be out of breath just from climbing the stairs...
I'd forget people's names...
And my hip was always aching...
I'd wake up every morning with my legs feeling cramped
and every time I looked at the mirror I'd see the same boring ol' face staring back.
I'm really a girl inside,
so why do I have to deal with something like that?
See! You blushed!
But imagine if some ol' geezer tried doin' that to you!
No way.
Impossible.
A vision of Hell itself...
Right?
But, but, everyone's gonna turn into an adult like that one day!
Huh?
Is that what growing up means?
No! I don't wanna grow up!
Kanami!
W-Wait! Stop it!
It'll be fine, let's just have another drink together like always!
Aikawa, are you sure you're not into little gi—
Hiramatsu!
Oh, I designed these chairs to launch people into the sky if their poor li'l hearts break!
Are you okay, Orito?
Yeah! My heart might bend, but it'll never break!
Then, here's a special present just for you!
Meow!
What's the meaning of this?!
I-I can't move!
For instance, if she does this...
My body's... moving on its...
Don't look at me, you piece of shit!
That's so hot!
I can fly!
Oh, I forgot to say! Strong feelings of arousal also cause the chairs to launch.
That's enough.
Let's end this.
Return Haruna's mana, along with everyone else!
I don't wanna!
Then I'll go back to being a boring ol' dude!
But... If Haruna doesn't get her mana back...
Ayumoron! Don't underestimate me!
Mana or not, I'm still the genius Magiclad Girl, Haruna!
I can still fight Megalos!
Haruna...
No, you can't!
Chris, give back Haruna's mana!
Then, wanna try taking it back by force?
I can move again!
150%!
200...
300...
400!
I'll make you regret setting me loose!
Back in the science room, I used to think
that you'd have been a great drinking buddy.
Is that true, Ayumoron?!
You were drinking while underage?
You good-for-nothing piece of shit.
I was not!
As if anyone'd be your buddy!
Really? That's too bad.
Guess that's how it is.
But...
I'll always be waiting for you to come back to me, okay?
You're the worst.
You're this close to being a sex criminal, you know?!
No! You've got it all wrong!
So she's the "strongest monster" that the elders were so fearful of...
C'mon, please! Just listen to me!
This is troubling.
So Chris recovered her powers...
Instructor Ariel.
Yes?
Did you say, "Chris"?
I know her weaknesses.
I can't move
He's touching me
The distance between us presses down on my heart
Even the chatter all around me seems distant and all is frozen
On the girl that can sleep in a clamorous forest
falls a rain so bittersweet it brings the flowers to bloom
My love is so innocent the entire world is jealous
Why won't I look back to you?
I want to tell you of my love, but my mask is in the way
I want to take it off and embrace you
But I can't
Love is new to me
Delusion
Aww, I didn't even have any lines today!
Delusion
Isn't it against the rules for the real Eu to appear in Ayumu's fantasies?
(CV: Kozakura Etsuko, Yokoyama Chisa, Iizuka Mayumi)
Foul play! Foul play!
Delusion
We're so annoyed that we're gonna talk a whole lot right now!
Lots and lots!
Delusion
We have one demand for Aikawa Ayumu!
Yeah, we demand it!
Delusion
He needs to fantasize about us more often!
Yeah! Fantasize!
I got to talk about lots of stuff today!
Delusion
Oh, it's the original!
You cheater!
You're robbing us of our raison d'être!
Next time: Heh, it's party time, Kyouko!
Our raison d'être!
That sounds kind of tasty.